A Very Roadie Christmas bob books are better than chocolate

books are better than chocolate

you're one of them

the greatest gift you ever give is your honest self

life is a tornado and i'm just a cow being spun around for cinematic value

i survived the 2020 poopocalypse what i expected the 2020s to look like: what they actually look like:

A Very Roadie Christmas bob books are better than chocolateSize: 4x6 1 day of coal 364 days of fun i'll take my chances wrapping presents is folding laundry's asshole cousin fa la la la la fuck right off you better watch out you better not cry you better not pout i'm telling you why santa hates little bitches dear santa i'm writing to tell you i've been naughty and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard i'm trying very hard to into the christmas spirit but the damn cork won't come out naughty list mvp